Monday, February 20, 2012

Death of a crock pot

The crock pot was found in the lower cupboard this morning with one side of the ceramic bowl broken off; making it unusable. Sources indicate that the cast iron skillet fell off the top shelf striking the crock pot and causing the injury. It is not known whether jealousy plaid a part in this crime or not.

The owner of the crock, Mrs. LeSueur, will lay it to rest in the garbage later this week. She does have plans to get a replacement, but states she will need time to get over the last one. ---R. Nelson (investigative reporter)

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